You're all upset about nothing
Never want to hurt you, never want to make you cry
Just keep the bullshit to yourself

Never want to listen to what I said
Drove me nuts and got me out of my bed
When I didn't want to get up in the morning for coffee

Whatever happened to me and you
It's on page 672, that's the end of the book
So fuck you

'Cause I never wanna fuckin' see you again
Well you've always been a bitch since I can remember when
And you irritate my brain and you're driving me insane
No, I never wanna fuckin' see your ugly-ass again
Tell me, why do you have to be such a bitch
You wicked witch, fuckin' bitch

Well, you piss me off and you jerk me off
And when I was gone you jerked my best friend off
But I guess I can see how you are, see how you are

You're walkin' around with your pants zipped down
Bein' friendly to every guy in town
Just keep the bullshit to yourself

'Cause I never wanna fuckin' see you again
Well you've always been a bitch since I can remember when
I said you irritate my brain and you're driving me insane
No, I never wanna fuckin' see your ugly-ass again
Tell me, why do you have to be such a bitch
Fuckin' bitch

Well, she smoked all of my herb
So I kicked her to the fuckin' curb aside the road

She had cooties in her gosh darn booty
Her name is Jamie, can you blame me, can you tame me, can shame me

Well you're all upset about nothing
Never want to hurt you, never want to make you cry
Just keep the bullshit to yourself

Never want to listen to what I said
Drove me nuts and got me out of my bed
When I didn't want to get up in the morning for some coffee

Whatever happened to me and you
It's on page 672, that's the end of the book
So fuck you

'Cause I never wanna fuckin' see you again
Well you've always been a bitch since I can remember when
And you irritate my brain and you're driving me insane
No, I never wanna fuckin' see your ugly-ass again
Just tell me, why do you have to be such a bitch